ALVIN has a blog!!
I bet it's a racist one
I bet it's filled with vulgarities
I bet it won't last long (prove me wrong!)
I bet Ho Xiang Ying, Lareina will spam the blog like f*ing lots
And Zinc too (who call u spam her so many?!)
I bet it's full of nonsense (but i love it)
I bet with all my assets (asset = 5cents)
it's ALVINicious
:P





Top No. 1 Shock Killer

#1: Banglas
Bus has a curse - the sleeping curse. Once you're on it, your brain will automatically fly off to slumberland. Your eyelids will feel heavy. It's falling down. It's shutting down. You find the most comfortable position to lie on, be it legs up or open. If the bus drive past the highway, one word, SHIOK BODOH. (credits to alvin)

So naturally, me as any other normal person, I'm tired okay?! I slept on the bus even though mama always warn me not to. How can you reject Zhou Gong's invitation?? But today I realise mama's word must be listened!

I slept and slept. Then i smell some weird odour. But i still continue to sleep. Then i heard some noise that is not recognizable by our normal ears. I start to realise there is something quite not right. I tried to force my eyes to open.

AND...
AND!!!!!!!

F*ING BANGLA sat beside me.
f* the hell out of my f*ing life!
It's like no feel! I don't even know that the seat beside me is taken!
My eyes just suddenly open f*ing big.

And funnily, i don't feel tired at all after that scene. I mean who will?
I start to hallucinate. What should I do if his hand comes near me? It's black, I don't dare to touch. If he dare sneaky come near me, I chop him arh! If, if if he dares to face his mouth towards me, i cry arh i tell you!

It's really shocking.. fhocking to be exact.

FHOCKING!!!!!

Lesson to be learnt: Beware of Bangla. Then you can still continue to sleep.
Wahaha.