#1

happy 2 years anniversary to this blog.
check my archive
and you will realise this month is exactly the 2nd year of this old (died-and-revived-again-and-again.....) blog.
woohoo :D

#2
Today is a very CHAOTIC day
Going to school became a much tedious chore,
just like in the toilet you shit finish and realise there is no toilet paper.
Many buses broke down,
bus no. 168 broke down.
168 bus-goers are damn suay (to alvin too) adding on to more bus fucking problems.
Perhaps because of many buses broke down, the frequency of bus no. 161 was cut down.
One bus (that i took) had to fetch 2 times the passengers for the two buses.
One word: squeezieweezietothemaxxie
(note: no spacing, only one word)
I had to stand on the whole bus trip while watching benjiamin sleep like what the fuck...
blah blah blah yada yada...
check out simin's blog for full details.

#3
Photography and Digital Imaging Module
Module Chair: Justyn Olby
Facilitators: Amy Khoo
Relief facis: Justyn and Tanya
Total: 3 different facis for 5 same module weeks
haha so funny.

#4
Ate $1 packet full of mushroom
what can i say..
SHIOK AR!!

#5
Games introduction - Bus Driver
Benefits: a learning platform for future SBS bus driver (to feel like one, wear a light green blouse)
those who are learning driving but don't have a car at home
boring people finding stupid game to waste time

I definitely belong to the third group. I was playing this game introduced by alex while waiting for alvin to finish his ut. What I can say is I seriously CANNOT drive.
Forgot to do signalling sometimes, go and stop and make the passengers scream and yell, miss past the busstop, open the doors for nothing and got many penalties and minus points.

#6
Char's Adventure to Mind-bursting Kingdom (AKA school)
Episode 1 - Beware, beware for fucking ugly-hearted aunties are lurking everywhere

Plot summary - Char is on her usual expedition to MBkingdom using her purple metal horse carriage. (NEL MRT) Where she saw a pregnant lady in distress. I say pregnant, not fat one who looks pregnant. They were quite a distance away but helpful and kind Char had signal her to take her seat instead.
But alas, evil auntie queen just barge up and SNATCH the seat away from the poor pregnant lady. Char tried to reason with the evil queen but she failed.
The evil bitch just wouldn't listen. Knowing that a lady with a child should be given priority to the seat but big-butt auntie pretend she didn't hear nor see anything.
Even so, Char did not give up. She used her special skill, 'sarcastic suaning formation' and 'non-stop blabbering whip' to attack the non-senior-yet auntie bitch. Making the 'tsking' auntie to use her not-so-special skill, 'tsk tsk shield' but it did not stop Char to carry on her attacks.
And the passerby around them did not do anything.
Pathetic shitass.

Sometimes these people need one tight slap over and over again for like infinity. I also love to get a seat on the bus always but i don't snatch it like kiasu auntie do. I am not so compassionate enough to let out my seat to the needy one. Because I have not experience the same thing as Char. Most other people would give up their seats.
If they don't, I would.. just that most people do.

#7
Laugh of the day (or is it not.)
903 smelly ass incident
smelly as a shit
stinks like a skunk X100
903 definitely need bathing.

heard that the reason why the bus stink like shit is because it stepped on elephant dung.
lol.