same old brand new me

My baby girl is all grown up

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My Cotton is a big girl now!

She.. She's dropping her teeth.
Oh my god, I felt a sense of achievement to see her growing up.
Soon, she won't be a puppy anymore.
Soon, her menses will come.

Oh, shit that menses.

Shitty Problem

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Seriously!!
Cotton is SMART or DUMB!
I really don't know.

You know wtf she's been doing these few days?!
She waited till I switched off my bedroom lights and she started to shit!!
For consecutive 4 or 5 nights!!

No matter what time I sleep,
whether its 10pm or 5am
The moment I wanted to go to sleep, she immediately shit!

Becos I will beat her when she shit.
So if I went to sleep, I wont know she shit.
Then she can eat her own shit.

SHIT la!!

Speaking of shit,

sadly speaking, i kena mild food poisoning.
Been LAOSAIng for the past 4 days.
I eat then I shit.
I shit finish, hungry, eat then shit again.

And it's not those perfect nicely shaped little long shit that only healthy bowel will produce.
I give you a hint.
The sound of the shit sounds like pee.
Yes, it's like peeing shit.

and it's still continuing.
Sorry chilli, i cant eat you for the time being.
Sorry oily food, you're too oily, i cant eat you.
Sorry fried food, you have oil in you.

Birthday

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

On my birthday.

the others camera shy.

me and alvin and the yummy cake!

me and char.

my mummy and her smoking buddy (hah!)

the yummy cake!

char and her retarded move.

the day before.
was at zinc's house...
playing monopoly!!

cheng hong told me not to tell you all that guy in white is him.
and yah, cheng hong's playing MONOPOLY with us.

yeah, took a photo of zinc!

Top Funniest Things that Can Happen On Transport (bus, mrt, cab)

Friday, April 17, 2009

Top FUNNY things to happen on SG transport

#1.

Two idiots waited at the door to alight at MRT but waited very long but the door never opens.
Cos it's the opposite door that opens.
(credits: jason and char)

#2.
A person saw a pregnant woman and give up seat only to be scolded by that fat tummy woman!
(evidence: my fat tummy mother)
(credits: gen)

#3.
Took a long ride bus to AMK and becomes very bored. Starts to play 5, 10, 15 on the bus. Decided to do forfeit. Girl A loses and the forfeit is to go to the bus door, point at the MAS SELAMAT poster and laughs.
Shall not tell you whose is Girl A!
(credits: proudly provided by SIEW CHOO)

#4.

A very crowded train at the peak hour.
An Indian man tried to rush inside before the door closes.
The one standing right in front of the door, upon seeing this, PUSHES the Indian man away!
The man in green uniform saw this and said to the man who pushed the Indian man away, " WHY YOU PUSH HIM?!" then, to the Indian man, " WHY YOU RUN IN?!"
(credits: char)

#5.
When the train reaches LITTLE INDIA station, it experienced BLACKOUT.
(credits: gen)

Then, she further provided with this joke.

Mr A said to Mr B, " In this world, I hate two kinds of people."
Mr B asked, " Which two kinds? "
Mr A replied, " I hate people who are racist. "
Mr B then asked, " And the other kind? "
Mr A replied coolly, " I hate BLACK guys. "

#6:
There's no MRT station called ESPLANADE station.
COS durians are not allowed in the MRT station.
That's why people have to walk all the way from city link to Esplanade.
(credits: gen)

and the list goes on......

5-ERS CHALET 09

Thursday, April 16, 2009

First of all, I really like to express millions and millions of THANKS to:

PET
CHIEW
SHUANG
XIANG

for giving me such a wonderful birthday surprise at the chalet.
I really love you guys.

*puke*

Okay, I lied.
I love alvin more.
HAH!

So the surprise went like this.
Me, alvin, travis and pet met earlier and rested at the chalet until the others are coming.
Then around seven plus, me and alvin went to e-hub first
cos pet called us to go first.
Then i said OKAY! without suspecting
cos i tot travis and pet wants to hanky panky first.
(HEHE!)

Then me and alvin keeps walking around and around until shuang came like 30 min later,
then we three sat at this place called COFFEE ALLEY to drink tea-bing and horlick-bing.
Up till now, i suspected nothing
cos chiew are forever LATE,
like 1, 2 hours late that kind of late.

Oh, pet and travis never came out.
Travis said pet is LAOSAI-ing
and i really really tot it's true.

Then, they finally came.
Then, we went back to chalet.
I say why not get them come out instead of going in?!
They said to visit travis and pet first.

The first moment i went in,
alvin covered me up with that stupid heavy blanket.
I didn't suspect anything even until now, serious!
cos i tot that was Alvin's dumb way of romantic gestures.
I ignored the dumbness and play along with him.

Then, when i want to come out of the blanket
cos I was practically almost suffocating from the thick blanket
but alvin wouldn't let me!

THAT'S WHEN I SUSPECTED SOMETHING FISHY.
he leads me out to the back and they started singing birthday song.
I was fucking surprised.

Oh by the way, credits to SHUANG for providing the cake.
it was delicious.

Then, another surprise came.
I thought we going to eat KFC or something.
But ta-daa!
PIZZA HUT miraculously appear.
right in front of my eyes.

So that's why pet laosai so long.

Anyway, I really love the surprise.
I mean i always loved surprise.
but this suprise is the best ever.
cos i did not suspect anything at all.

And thanks for the bag.
It's cute.