I REALISE..

Alvin loves me.
(see figure no.1 below for evidence)

Figure No.1 - A man in white holding two wooden bowls to fake off as well.. fake boobs.

Which guy in the right mind would allow others to take this kind of obscene picture none other than his girlfriend??
Betcha Alvin hates me now.
Heehee :D


One Strong Point:
He makes art out of food.
(see figure no.2 below for more evidence)


Figure No.2 - consists of Macdonald's grape jam and honey syrup on the hotcake Styrofoam plate

Looks like a dead jellyfish to me.
it's upside down.
It must be dead.
haha :D