You are The EmpressBeauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You? Can you believe it?! Lareina is the empress. Lareina means Queen. Queen is the same as Empress. So coincidental! It must have been FATE. So peasants, I'm your Queen Reina. Bow down before me right now and I shall grant you gifts.
It's abit late to do it now. But hey, i got work and i slept at around ten every night. So yup here it is.
1. How are u feeling now?? Hot. SUPER hot. Cos my selfish mum had the fan blow at her only. But I am lazy and tired to get up and turn the fan. And my hands are only meant to type, no time to take rubberband and tie my hand. So i'm sweating like a pig right now. (dun say i'm already a pig!) 2. What's ur favourite thing to do?? Watch movie, watch TV, watch disney channel, watch cartoons, watch anime, watch people fall down then laugh at them inside my heart, watch fat people pass by and tell alvin, "look, that's your gf", watch sc hold hands with chris and zinc's face become long, watch myself and my life. 3. Do u think money can buy happiness?? Dreamy Princess Reina: No dear, money cannot buy happiness at all. Realistic President Reina: Yes of course, MONEY can buy happiness. 4. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?? I wish to have MANY money and still stay true to myself. (ignore qns 3) 5. Do you believe you can survive without money?? F* no, i tried and FAILED. 6. What are u afraid to lose the most?? If i say family, friends and alvin, it is boring. Everyone knows that, duh. So I'm afraid to lose HANDPHONES. 7. If you win $1 million, what would u do?? TREAT myself and people around me to good food (YUM!~) Buy shoes Go shopping (without zinc) Buy back my old house BLK 580 and stay there Do charity cos i superstitious (when there's a gain, there's a loss) Buy a new laptop (so my sis won't snatch for lappy with me again Keep the rest. (if there is still remaining money left after all the splurge) Buy 4D or Toto to win back the $1 million again. 8. What is the most embarrassing thing tat happened to you recently?? I was on the bus, then i saw my friend on the bus too. I wave hello to her in front of her face. And realised. She ain't my friend. She just looks like my friend. The most embarrassing thing is.. I STILL SEE HER OFTEN ON THE BUS. Then I had to pretend I don't know her. 9. Believe in destiny?? You want dreamy princess reina to answer or realistic president reina?? 10. What makes u happi?? Happy things, Happy stuff, Happy people, Happy events, Happy moments, Happy memories. 11. What type of people do u hate the most?? lu-fard jar-fard ben-fard shao-fard 12. Where do u see urself 10 years down the road?? I see myself as a 29 years old woman walking down the road. You think I fail maths izzit? 19 + 10 = 29 13. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?? Fire. Although it's not very cool, BUT it's very Aries. Plus, I can cook my food anytime and anywhere. 14. What do u tink is the most important ting in ur life?? Happiness, Laughter, Craziness, Siao-ness, Enjoyment. Yup, it's important that i laugh often. 15. Any childhood memories u would like to re-live?? Hmm alot. 1. I want to go back to the times i was around 3 or 4. The time when I pushed char down the fish tank and made her had to stitch 11 times on her head. This time, i won't push her down. 2. OLD rosyth. 3. O level, i want block catching at nvss and play flour in the toilet. 4. The time where I had the most money and stays that way. 5. The time when I was happiest and also stays that way. 16. Do u hate anione now?? hmm, i'm trying not to. Cos i want to be a NICE person. So chris can't say she's reina-ist. 17. What makes u cry?? lose hp - cry sad - cry fall down - cry touching movie - cry EVERYTHING - cry 18. Are you courageous enough to tel the person tat u like him/her?? NO, i very hum ji. I will wait until that person asked me or the person says to me first or the mood is right. If not i give up and move on to another, if possible. 19. List 1 bad ting about the person who tagged u to do these questions. She's too pro-melvin. 20. Would you rather be ugly genius or beautiful bimbo? hmm, i think ugly GENIUS is a better choice. Instructions: Remove one question frm the above and add in ur personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 ppl in ur list. List them out at the end of this post. Notify them in thier chat box tat they had been tagged. 1. MINN 2. minn 3. mInn 4. miNn 5. minN 6. MInn 7. miNN 8. MiNn Haha min haha.
What is everyone fucking fed up with?!
Their common sense cocked up liao then called me to use my common sense. As if other people will understand what u mean?! Call me go pay bill at this place without telling me where is it. Just only show attitude tell me that it is near hougang mall, say all kind of funny locations then expect me to know where the hell the place is. Imagine 3 people screaming at you and expect you to know the location. FUCK. In the end, i know it finally when they tell me it's aljunied town council. when someone tell u go online msn den suddenly say page 2 do your common sense tell u is go hotmail page 2?! Fuck no, my common sense don't link so ridiculous like yours. Everyone show me attitude. Fuck, i ain't your target. I ain't a punching bag. First few times, i can tolerate. You scold me sarcastically. Well, it sucks. And then when i retaliate, you said that my fucking wings are tough. No i ain't no angel. I have no fucking wings. If you use the hot weather as an excuse, sorry no. I don't give a damn. I feel hot too. You reached my limit. My mouth will shoot with MORE attitude. If you think it's mean, go and rethink of how you have treated me. Believe me, it's much worse. fuck!
I hate today. I wasted my time. f*ing WASTED!! Today is supposed to be an OFF day for me. means that I can rot at home. But NO! I had to sacrifice my time to go school (sian) and do some FYP midpoint presentation meeting. Just to do a presentation on our progress. Stupid! So then i thought that this presentation starts at around 4.30 or 4.45pm. Should be wun so early start de. BUT NO! They starts at 4pm - 6pm. And i knew it at 3.50pm when i'm still at home. wtf?! So no choice, have to rush. Alvin comes and find me and i have to leave early. Then... THEN!!!!!!!! when i'm on bus, my teammates told me that we presenting at 5.30pm. One word: DULAN! Then, finally i reach. AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST TEAM. Two words: DULAN DULAN!! Then, when the fourth team presented finish, it's almost 6 le. Because of our selfish programme chair, joyce teo have to leave at 6. They f*ing adjourned it to next WEDNESDAY!! Three words: DULAN DULAN DULAN!!! So our team haven present yet. Next week need to present. And it's a Wednesday. four words: FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING DULAN!!!!
Crazy about Camera Yes. I am crazy about camera. very. Oh, you will be like me if you had saw the cameras below as well. #1: Felt camera Of course this is a fake one that is made of felt cloth. This is actually made to be given as a gift to a fwen who wanted a camera badly. So sincere and so much better than been given a real one. Of course, who would reject to receive a real camera?! I won't definitely, so give me a REAL camera for my bday! #2: Sock Camera If you're so poor that you cannot even afford to buy clothes, then you can go buy socks 1pair for 1dollar. OR. you can get your used sock (hopefully it's a washed ones and not one of those who have been neglected at a corner of the shelf for a very long time..) #3: Cardboard Camera Really REALLY super poor?! Go and beg and you shall receive cardboard to make this. #4: Photograph Camera Camera takes photograph, right? How about a camera made out of photograph?! #5: Dollar Camera This is AWESOME. It is made from a single dollar note, with no cutting or pasting. Cool right?! #6: Camera Cake Happy Birthday to you! Look at the lens and say CHEESE to your cake. "Okay. CHEESE~" and WHAM!! It's smashing cake time! Wippee! So many of the camera i introduced to you are all fake. What about the real ones?? #7: Lighter Camera "Excuse me, could I borrow your lighter to light my cigarette?" "You siao arh! My lighter is used for taking photos one leh!!" #8: Starwar Camera For the Starwar fan. (looks like a binocular but it's a camera) #9: Heineken Camera I swear this is real!! No beer inside, only film. #10: Transformer Camera HAHAHA. Okay, I lied. Not all these are real. This transformer camera is of course fake la! You hope it's real right? Well, i show you a real one then. Scroll down. #11: Voltron Camera This is f*ing REAL! See, i got proof. Can fold into a camera. Unfold it and it becomes a voltron. And it is use-able!! #12: Camera Van All above are real. But this is then the REAL deal. A van covered with all sorts of camera. And you think it's only put there swee swee only?! He takes photos of people in the street. People stares at the van, not knowing that their photos are been taken. www.cameravan.com LOL.
ALVIN has a blog!! I bet it's a racist one I bet it's filled with vulgarities I bet it won't last long (prove me wrong!) I bet Ho Xiang Ying, Lareina will spam the blog like f*ing lots And Zinc too (who call u spam her so many?!) I bet it's full of nonsense (but i love it) I bet with all my assets (asset = 5cents) it's ALVINicious :P Top No. 1 Shock Killer #1: Banglas Bus has a curse - the sleeping curse. Once you're on it, your brain will automatically fly off to slumberland. Your eyelids will feel heavy. It's falling down. It's shutting down. You find the most comfortable position to lie on, be it legs up or open. If the bus drive past the highway, one word, SHIOK BODOH. (credits to alvin) So naturally, me as any other normal person, I'm tired okay?! I slept on the bus even though mama always warn me not to. How can you reject Zhou Gong's invitation?? But today I realise mama's word must be listened! I slept and slept. Then i smell some weird odour. But i still continue to sleep. Then i heard some noise that is not recognizable by our normal ears. I start to realise there is something quite not right. I tried to force my eyes to open. AND... AND!!!!!!! F*ING BANGLA sat beside me. f* the hell out of my f*ing life! It's like no feel! I don't even know that the seat beside me is taken! My eyes just suddenly open f*ing big. And funnily, i don't feel tired at all after that scene. I mean who will? I start to hallucinate. What should I do if his hand comes near me? It's black, I don't dare to touch. If he dare sneaky come near me, I chop him arh! If, if if he dares to face his mouth towards me, i cry arh i tell you! It's really shocking.. fhocking to be exact. FHOCKING!!!!! Lesson to be learnt: Beware of Bangla. Then you can still continue to sleep. Wahaha.
Q:How to understand more about woman's power?
A: Simple. Just by one quote. " Women have UNIQUE powers. They get wet without water, bleed without any injury and make boneless things hard." quoted by a website that mirah shows me. SAD but TRUE. don't deny. (And no christine, i'm not lesbian)Q: How to really make sure that Christine IS a girl? A: I done a survey~ Research Survey: sample size - 3 people *Please be ensure that this survey is not a non-biased survey :P 66% aka 2 - female surveyors 33% aka 1 - male surveyors 100% aka 3 - thinks that Christine is HOT. 33% - thinks that Christine is a GIRL who wears guy's hairwig. 66% - would chase Christine if she is a girl. "I will never tell you that the three surveyors are none other than charmaine, char's boyfriend and me, myself! hmph." and I got Evidence: Christine in Pink and black nail polish and the guy's wig: "Oh muh GAWD, everyone thinks that i'm HAWT (hot)!! I Shy.."
I REALISE.. Alvin loves me. (see figure no.1 below for evidence) Figure No.1 - A man in white holding two wooden bowls to fake off as well.. fake boobs. Which guy in the right mind would allow others to take this kind of obscene picture none other than his girlfriend?? Betcha Alvin hates me now. Heehee :D One Strong Point: He makes art out of food. (see figure no.2 below for more evidence) Figure No.2 - consists of Macdonald's grape jam and honey syrup on the hotcake Styrofoam plate Looks like a dead jellyfish to me. it's upside down. It must be dead. haha :D
Lar lar's Movie Wants Top #1: Made of Honour Looks like a good movie. The storyline attracts me. Which woman in the right mind would ask a man to be her maid of honour and thought that he would agree. Well, 8 days had an article that shows an real example in singapore. hmm, i look at it and i understand why that guy agrees. He looks GAY to me. Evidence below (better yet, go get yourself a 8days. it rocks.) I didn't lie to you. He's definitely gay by the look of it. Top #2: The Incredible Hulk It's the new one. The sequel to the first one. This one looks interesting from the trailer shown when I went to watch 'What happens in Vegas' yesterday. The hulk was hiding but there's this fugly looking sand-liked monster that is disrupting the city. He thought if he could control hulk, he can fight that monster. And he did fight the monster. The movie seems very action-packed and the graphic looks good. And I'll only watch it in the cinema. Lar lar's life quote: "Good movie are only meant to watch at cinema." i managed to find the trailer on yahoo movies. Go check it out ourself and determine if it rocks or not. http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808495230/video/7638072 Quote from Hulk: "Maybe if i can control it, I can use it." Nice right? Come watch with me, okay pueese?? *batters eyelids whinyly* Top #3: Over Her Dead Body I'll watch this online. Don't have the urge to watch it in cinema. Firstly, its on tudou. Secondly, i watched too many movies that i went broke le. Thirdly, the girl is not pretty enough and the guy looks common to me. No eye candy, no watching on cinema. Top#4: Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull It's damn OLD SCHOOL can! The music sounds like Star Wars period. The old man still looks charming with the whip. I wana go retro. So I will watch this, probably with my mum! Top#5: Kungfu Panda No other reason. Cos the panda is cute. The other animals too. I watched the trailer, its funny too. I like Jack Black's voice, but not the irritating face. I see his face i feel he is so loserish. *loserish [loo-zer-rish] : new term for losers* So I probably will watch this online. Cos I once recalled that I told someone that it is a waste of money to watch this. (Apparently not now) I criticized it like ass so it will be too face-throwing (丢脸)if I go watch it now. Besides, nobody i meant NOBODY will want to watch it with me.
#1 happy 2 years anniversary to this blog. check my archive and you will realise this month is exactly the 2nd year of this old (died-and-revived-again-and-again.....) blog. woohoo :D #2 Today is a very CHAOTIC day Going to school became a much tedious chore, just like in the toilet you shit finish and realise there is no toilet paper. Many buses broke down, bus no. 168 broke down. 168 bus-goers are damn suay (to alvin too) adding on to more bus fucking problems. Perhaps because of many buses broke down, the frequency of bus no. 161 was cut down. One bus (that i took) had to fetch 2 times the passengers for the two buses. One word: squeezieweezietothemaxxie (note: no spacing, only one word) I had to stand on the whole bus trip while watching benjiamin sleep like what the fuck... blah blah blah yada yada... check out simin's blog for full details. #3 Photography and Digital Imaging Module Module Chair: Justyn Olby Facilitators: Amy Khoo Relief facis: Justyn and Tanya Total: 3 different facis for 5 same module weeks haha so funny. #4 Ate $1 packet full of mushroom what can i say.. SHIOK AR!! #5 Games introduction - Bus Driver Benefits: a learning platform for future SBS bus driver (to feel like one, wear a light green blouse) those who are learning driving but don't have a car at home boring people finding stupid game to waste time I definitely belong to the third group. I was playing this game introduced by alex while waiting for alvin to finish his ut. What I can say is I seriously CANNOT drive. Forgot to do signalling sometimes, go and stop and make the passengers scream and yell, miss past the busstop, open the doors for nothing and got many penalties and minus points. #6 Char's Adventure to Mind-bursting Kingdom (AKA school) Episode 1 - Beware, beware for fucking ugly-hearted aunties are lurking everywhere Plot summary - Char is on her usual expedition to MBkingdom using her purple metal horse carriage. (NEL MRT) Where she saw a pregnant lady in distress. I say pregnant, not fat one who looks pregnant. They were quite a distance away but helpful and kind Char had signal her to take her seat instead. But alas, evil auntie queen just barge up and SNATCH the seat away from the poor pregnant lady. Char tried to reason with the evil queen but she failed. The evil bitch just wouldn't listen. Knowing that a lady with a child should be given priority to the seat but big-butt auntie pretend she didn't hear nor see anything. Even so, Char did not give up. She used her special skill, 'sarcastic suaning formation' and 'non-stop blabbering whip' to attack the non-senior-yet auntie bitch. Making the 'tsking' auntie to use her not-so-special skill, 'tsk tsk shield' but it did not stop Char to carry on her attacks. And the passerby around them did not do anything. Pathetic shitass. Sometimes these people need one tight slap over and over again for like infinity. I also love to get a seat on the bus always but i don't snatch it like kiasu auntie do. I am not so compassionate enough to let out my seat to the needy one. Because I have not experience the same thing as Char. Most other people would give up their seats. If they don't, I would.. just that most people do. #7 Laugh of the day (or is it not.) 903 smelly ass incident smelly as a shit stinks like a skunk X100 903 definitely need bathing. heard that the reason why the bus stink like shit is because it stepped on elephant dung. lol.
I seldom do this on my blog
Minox DCC Leica M3 Plus Classic Digital Camera
Life and Death is like the functions of a computer.
When a person is sick, it's like a computer that has virus in it. The virus disrupts all the system in the computer just like how a brain tumour can cause death to human. Then when a person dies, it dies. They go to hell (IT helpdesk) and drink meng po's soup to be reborn. (reformat) And when we drink meng po's soup, all our existing memories will be gone, same goes to all the computer's files and folders. We will be cleanse and be like new computers. Then, *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~* we are born and become a baby( brand new) Our parents will install new OS and softwares for us to be more clever. and also to allow us to work. When we reach 'rebellious' teenager level, its like we use the computer too long then it will start to slow down. And when you use for long period, you are more prone to catch virus We go to wrong websites (porn!) and download wrong things Our computers will get affected by spyware or trojan which makes us easily do the wrong things and get influenced by other 3rd party programmes. And the cycles just goes round and round. IT is not a part of us. WE are just part of IT.
i now finally understand what zinc told me of what joei said.
FUCK MY BLOODY EYE. I'm very bad, ya know.
I forgot to wake alvin up and went to school without realising it until he called me like around 7.50am. Thought today i will be late but i reach school around 8.05am. E A R L Y ass So end up, alvin is going to be so damn late to school. makes me so guilty that i dun dare to ask him to pei me to tampines liao..... Take a close look at he pictures below.
BEFORE: scenery taken on a bus no. 72 passing thru Old Tampines Road. with the lamp post sticking out like out of nowhere. and the top left corner of the bus sticker AFTER: tadaa, photoshopped it and it looks like this. So what can I say?! I'm a PRO! larlar's a PRO!!
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If you eat: Kinder Brueno chocolate chocolate pudding potato chips onion prata and also: stay up late whole night in a hot humid weather now You will get: not enough sleep pimple sticky tears and a lump inside your eye caused by excessive heating Well, that's what I get in gain for fun and slacking time. well, it sucks! *eye twitch and hurt: OUCH!* I also realise that: Ghee is fatfat, good partners for food. *Go makan huge huge next time!* we had a main topic for our talkings yesterday; SC (although we sidetrack like... many times!) One thing to add: Sometimes I really don't know what thing can be said and what can't. And i'm really someone who is easily affected by my mood. If the mood is right, i can blabber everything out without thinking and then regret it. I had times when i said out some stuff and people used it against me. So anyway, i had secrets. I can share many but not all. By the way: I'm a IRRITATING bitch. this new blogskin is used to irritate all you viewers. Happy scrolling................................ RIGHT :D |
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