DO YOU KNOW??

#1 - Global warming is a myth created by Chinese sinsehs to sell more 'cooling' medicine.

#2 - Tissue paper sellers AKA tissue aunties AKA one dollar one dollar, pick up YOUR used tissue from the table, then wash and dry, and RESELL them to you.

#3 - If you play the soundtrack of 881 backwards, you'll hear Qi Yuwu (715) singing a musical duet with his pet rooster.

#4 - Everytime someone wins 4D, a car accident takes place.

#5 - When all the ERP gantries are pinpointed on a map, and a line is drawn connecting them, you get the image of a dollar sign!

#6 - In wartime, the Singapore Flyer can transform into a giant anti-aircraft machine gun.

Resource taken from 8Days.

People beware, more conspiracy theories are popping up.
lol.

Today got too many to blog about.
but as I am a super clever blogger,
I have set two other blog that will tell you the happenings that happened to there.

1st step - click on the button 'affiliates'
2nd step - you'll see a bunch of names. just click on either 'CHRIS' or 'ZINC' and you will have the full details (i hope.)

Some significant stuff me, chris, zinc talked about (that i can remember of):
new threat - "i shall blog about this! what can you do about it?!"

FOOD -
sharkfin soup everyday
wahaha!
coconut is not nice.

SICK is the in word
Sick = gross/disgusting
chocolate overload is sick.
Macbeth is sick.
need to read more on that boring sick man

short stories

before i begin, i officially remove carson from lar lar's go away list.
cos chin boon is the ULTIMATE one.
the one and only that can call him to go away and really mean it.
haha.

Inconsiderate people is everywhere.
but this one really is the most inconsiderate action i ever saw since i was born.
Me and my sis went into the lift and were so engrossed in our conversation.
some family of three were in there too.
char and me talk and talk until that family went out of the lift
and we realise,
we are at 11th floor.
our house is on the 4th floor.
As the lift door is closing, char and me shouted,:
"wahh, thanks arh! you're so helpful ar! THANKS!!!"
Dont you think they are inconsiderate?!
we went in the lift after them.
according to the national standard of courtesy, by right the one went in the lift first will politely ask the others who went in later of the floor of their home destination.
we went in, blur blur without been politely asked us of our floor destination, and ended up in 11th floor.
What, you think i stay same floor with you all meh?! I look like your neighbour meh? Each floor only got FOUR houses nia leh. WHat is this sia?! THANKS, MAN!~
The thing is they didn't even do anything to me at all.
and that's precisely the point!
tsk tsk, inconsiderate.

Alvin is my child.
Alvin is terribly sick so I went down to his house after school yesterday and found him half-dead at home.
his fever is super high that my face touches him immediately felt like sun burn.
super hot la!
So I help him call the only clinic that he will only go (which has long queue too) to book appointment.
we got the queue number 33.
i ask her so what number it is calling now.
and she said,: "9"
haha nurse haha.
but eventually he got as sizzling hot up to 39 degree celsius and started panicking.
what if it burn spoil his brain and he become retard.
my mama told me fever so high can die one sia.
So i called back to her of alvin's condition and she said,: (fucking funny)
"You bring your CHILD down, i will tell the doc and we will try to let you in first if possible."
Hi, i became alvin's mama.
alvin is my CHILD.
So we went down and when the nurse saw alvin, she said,:
" you is alvin?! *raise eyebrow* so big ar?"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Fastfood mixed up.
Nowadays, there are alot of fastfood.
and as a student, i'm also a frequent customer of fastfood.
there are long john silver, pepper lunch, most popular is mac and kfc.
then they also have fanciful names for their dishes.
Today i went to KFC to eat.
and heard the most funniest food names on Earth.
there this dad and his daughter was queuing to order food.
When it is his turn, he ordered,:
"I would like to order ... err... MAC ZINGER."
KFC staff: "Err... huh??"
DumbDad: "I mean i would like to have zinger meal."
Maybe one day, Macdonald and Kentucky Fried Chicken will merge into one company
and sell MACzinger, NUGGETbenditto, 2 piece meal (one cheeseburger + one chicken), MACzinggles (mc griddles's bro), ...
haha!

that's it!
carson sucks.

[- ZoNg Li -] ™ -=†ZL^.-™†=- ^.^ LiFE iS sO uNpReDiCtAblE ^.^ -=†ZL-.^™†=- [-CaRsOn CaI-] ™ † ~ThiERRy HeNrY † *FaBreGas* says:
lol
u are a slut man
HAHA
ur second sis veri fierce ah. zinc sae wan

LAREINAlvin says:
she looks fierce
she is fierce
but sometimes wun
depends on her mood
u care for what sia, u man slut!

[- ZoNg Li -] ™ -=†ZL^.-™†=- ^.^ LiFE iS sO uNpReDiCtAblE ^.^ -=†ZL-.^™†=- [-CaRsOn CaI-] ™ † ~ThiERRy HeNrY † *FaBreGas* says:
lol
wad slut
no la
i remember u sae she in tp mar
den jiu ask la

LAREINAlvin says:
ohoh
she study law

[- ZoNg Li -] ™ -=†ZL^.-™†=- ^.^ LiFE iS sO uNpReDiCtAblE ^.^ -=†ZL-.^™†=- [-CaRsOn CaI-] ™ † ~ThiERRy HeNrY † *FaBreGas* says:
wtf
so smart
why u so stupid
=/

LAREINAlvin says:
fuck
go away
u're officially blacklisted into larlar's go away list!
go away!
go join chinboon!


So hence therefore i hereby pronounce CARSON the carpet, the cabbage, the curlyhair one, the whatever he is, is officially blacklisted in lar lar's 'go away' list.

Don't you agree with me, Sam??

Sam: *nod head hardly, as in real hard!*

By the way, sam is my birthday present for my birthday.
And the reason why it is called sam is its already printed on its left foot.
So i decided to make it a SHE.. and tadaa
Samantha Ho Bearnabunny was born!
using her super green bear body, and her small little green bunny tail behind her back
she aims to fight the evil and the bad fat SAM..uel!

lalala..
SAM..uel listen!
SAM..antha no longer called SAM.
She's SAM..antha now.
She is not the same as you, SAM..uel!
lalala..

i love sam..antha!!

Everytime in life,
its bound to meet up with many obstacles and tough choices to make.
i personally face it almost everyday. except for wed and weekend. (u noe why later)
i will start to ponder whether should i go school or not.
if i go, what is the consequence? (apparently go to school is the right choice.. NOT!!)
if i dun go, what kind of fun can i get? (apparently ALOT. woohoo!~)

today i faced it again.
really tough choice that bothered me for around one hour.
i really cant skip school anymore.
but the bus and the rain and the jam and the stupid downgrade-if-you're-late RP system is pulling me to where i really want to be (watching 'over her dead body' at cinema)
its bad! i keep telling myself.
so what happens if you really cant decide it out?!

well, i depended on my inner voices; the angel and devil
they started talking to me
and den i realise,
what if.. you have TWO devils instead??

well, say hello to my two devils, chris and zinc.
In both the devils' thoughts: haha lar lar haha.

To stupid:

you ain't stupid nor dumb.
although i scold you dumb often,
its just another way to say "you're really a good person"

Someone good gets bullied all the time yet doesn't mind it.
in this case, stupid is really stupid (good person!)
stupid does things stupidly!
her fwen always scold her stupid.
bcos it just means that they felt very bu ren xin for stupid.
when i said "u damn stupid ar!"
I really mean it!
i felt sad for stupid
and of course most definitely comfirm guarantee plus chop chop..
she's stupid!!
wait four hours for someone den to find her alittle drunk?!
she can party while you suffer??

ahh!! thinking of it actually makes me angry
just that i have to act like im not if not stupid will be more sad.

i shall say no more
not bcos i got nothing more to say
not bcos im stucked with words

its just bcos my mum is nagging me to let her use the computer instead :p

so sad!!
so so sad.

Today BBQ shopping should have me, zinc, chris, alvin, weichong, greg, maybe ghee, maybe sam, maybe pet.
In the end, me and weichong shop and buy all the stuff cos the bloody rain is bloody heavy.
Then only alvin and greg came to bring the stuff over to my house. ONLY us four! should be nine!

hais.
stupid rain.
it can all be blamed to stupid timing.

Anyway, in the end, everything was done.
phew!

im genius poet.
this is the reason why.

im so sad.
you're so bad.
i hope you turn fat.

then, i scold your dad
cos he also fat
just like your stupid cat
and that hanging bat.

and your stupid rat
fuck your dumb carpet
instead of the irritating mat.
and then it comes out in the ad.

ooooooooh it makes me so mad.
and i REALLY dun care.

god, im a gorgeous genius.
wow.
unlike me, gen is plain dumb.
it's worse than christ who went into the same wrong class TWICE.
(yes, im going to keep talking about it until your ears spit blood.)

gen is the first person to give me my birthday present.
she gave a pair of....

GREEN SLIPPERS from myphosis.

My favourite bcos..
(a) it's green (duh)
(b) i deperately need a pair of slipper (the previous one was dangling.. literally)
(c) it's a bday present from my sis (i rarely get one! she must be in a good mood!)

And she presented me with a bday joke too and lighten up my day, my night and the blackhole.
Out of my curiosity, i asked her, "how much is it?"
I didn't want her to spend too much (but reckon she wont do it for me anyway)

"SECRET." she said to me back straightaway without hesitating.
then well okay i wasnt really dying to know the answer.
so i just started to admire my brand new slippers.
i look from top to bottom
left to right
then from front to back..
and WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hold on hold on.
something got stuck at the back of the slippers.
and that something is named a 'pricetag'!!
haha, it wrote $13.90

Now i got my answer without begging her and going down my knees.
i totally rocks.
and wont you all agree she's totally D U M B.
and so totally forgetful.
she totally forget that secret means that its been kept sealed tight!
destroy evidence next time, will ya?!

Speaking of forgetfulness, i guess it's probably in the genes.
im one serious forgetful bitchass.
"NO slippers and shorts in my class." said AMYfuckingKHOO.
and today i appear in class, -
slippers and shorts.
thank you very much. now you can get out of the class right now.
Great!~ T.T

期待爱 - 林俊杰 + 金莎

男:my life 一直在等待
空荡的口袋
想在里面放一份爱
why 总是被打败
真的好无奈
其实我实实在在
不管帅不帅

男:想要找回来(女:想要找回来)
男:自己的节拍(女:自己的节拍)
男:所以这一次
合:我要勇敢大声说出来

合:chee bai chee bai 你发现我的爱
无所不在我自然而然的关怀
男:你的存在(女:你的存在)
男:心灵感应的方向
合:我一眼就看出来
是因为爱

wouldn't it be cool if the lyrics was really change into 'chee bai'?!
And it does make sense.
If some fugly fwen find out u like this guy which you don't want your this fugly fwen to know, you can just sing this song ya know.
haha!

P.S. nice song anyway.

change blogskin again.
actually previously was struggling over this skin or the green monster one before.
but as i am super biased towards green, that green monster skin won. (yeah!)
as as of the reason why i change to this paris on heaven skin is cos
(1) the green monster skin de post space is super small. the green monster took almost all the window space.
(2) i like this paris on heaven skin bcos of the style and it kinda gives me a very peaceful feeling. so i like it.

so tadaa, i change blogskin!
eh.. i hope i won't change soon.
i'm tired to change anymore.