My cute cotton.

Right now, she's growing new teeth which makes her super mouth-itchy. She bites everything she can lay her mouth on.
She sometimes jump up char's bed and drag her most precious teddy bear and play with it. Cos she knows it's forbidden for her to do that. That's why she did it. and she's loving it.
She also likes to bite cushion. One of my cushion was bitten until there's a hole and the cotton's spilling out of it. Cotton then bite cotton out of the cushion and swallow cotton. Hahaha.
I have more videos of her, but it's kinda zhek ark. I'll show more next time.

It was my sis, Gen's birthday yesterday.

26 May 2009.
19 years old.

This is the present I prepared to give her.







Feel free to copy my idea.


















but you have to pay me for the copyrights first.

When people scold me 'dumb' last time, I would scold it back to the people.
I at least got brain that is functioning perfectly well.
How can I be DUMB??

I could talk some nonsense with no link at all,
but that's not dumb.
I could be slow reaction to many things that is happening around me,
but that's not dumb.
I could have blonde hair (sometimes) on my really tiny head,
but that's still doesn't mean I'm dumb.

BUT
if I lock up the tuition centre then went down to the big green rubbish bin and throw rubbish together, accidentally throw the keys in as well,
that's dumb.
that's real dumb
It's fumb.
fucking dumb.

How could a person with a perfectly functioning well brain, who always talk nonsense with no link, slow reactions, and has blonde hair (sometimes) could be so FUCKING DUMB?!

Who would throw such an important keys into the rubbish bin.
It's so stinky, so dark, so big
that you can't find back the keys.

Seriously, I would want to meet such a dumb person.
Wonder who could that fumb person be??

Oh, and just now she drop her laptop on the floor and now the lappy's dead.

Sorry to people who went to CARSON's birthday on 2May Saturday
Sorry that I blog the photos so damn late on 5 May Tuesday

My computer sometimes siao siao, and I got work.
But no more waiting required!
Here you go...
CARSON's birthday!!

BJM and Mingyee

To Simin: Must treasure this photo with MIA mingyee, this might be the last time u see her as her another round of MIA is starting soon, i guess.

The five of e5s who attended the birthday parties at his condo,
CHANG QING YUAN (long green circle)


Us again!!

Haha, I swear this is the best pic that zinc has ever taken.
She's starting to be less camera-shy WHICH IS good!
Take more photos with us!

Me and Mingyee

Mingyee looks drunk.
Mingyee IS drunk.

Me and Mingyee again!

Yup, we took in the toilet.. as usual.

Carson, the birthday boy

The birthday card that we give him was filled with many stickers.. many CUTE stickers.

The Birthday Card

This birthday card was especially choosen by us.
It wrote: ' fu ru dong hai, shou bi nan shan'
Congratulatory words meant for OLD MAN, someone like CARSON
OLD MAN = CARSON = CHANG QING YUAN

The present!!

CUTE RIGHT?!
I meant the present wrapper and the envelope of the birthday card.

US and the birthday boy

.. and the HUGE key-shaped birthday cake.

AGAIN!

Look closely at Carson's face.
He's drunk.
But he only drank 3 cups!



look at the background!!
the girl on the left.
That's his mysterious girlfriend.

Best picture of the year #1:


Best Picture of The Year #2:


Best Picture of The Year #3:


Chris act cute.


Preparation for his present.

Okay, thats all.
I only provide the pictures.

For more details on Carson's birthday,
Please visit:
zinc's blog
simin's blog
christ's blog

My Cotton is a big girl now!

She.. She's dropping her teeth.
Oh my god, I felt a sense of achievement to see her growing up.
Soon, she won't be a puppy anymore.
Soon, her menses will come.

Oh, shit that menses.

Seriously!!
Cotton is SMART or DUMB!
I really don't know.

You know wtf she's been doing these few days?!
She waited till I switched off my bedroom lights and she started to shit!!
For consecutive 4 or 5 nights!!

No matter what time I sleep,
whether its 10pm or 5am
The moment I wanted to go to sleep, she immediately shit!

Becos I will beat her when she shit.
So if I went to sleep, I wont know she shit.
Then she can eat her own shit.

SHIT la!!

Speaking of shit,

sadly speaking, i kena mild food poisoning.
Been LAOSAIng for the past 4 days.
I eat then I shit.
I shit finish, hungry, eat then shit again.

And it's not those perfect nicely shaped little long shit that only healthy bowel will produce.
I give you a hint.
The sound of the shit sounds like pee.
Yes, it's like peeing shit.

and it's still continuing.
Sorry chilli, i cant eat you for the time being.
Sorry oily food, you're too oily, i cant eat you.
Sorry fried food, you have oil in you.

On my birthday.

the others camera shy.

char and her retarded move.

the day before.
was at zinc's house...
playing monopoly!!

cheng hong told me not to tell you all that guy in white is him.
and yah, cheng hong's playing MONOPOLY with us.

yeah, took a photo of zinc!