Two idiots waited at the door to alight at MRT but waited very long but the door never opens.
Cos it's the opposite door that opens.
(credits: jason and char)

#2.
A person saw a pregnant woman and give up seat only to be scolded by that fat tummy woman!
(evidence: my fat tummy mother)
(credits: gen)



#3.
Took a long ride bus to AMK and becomes very bored. Starts to play 5, 10, 15 on the bus. Decided to do forfeit. Girl A loses and the forfeit is to go to the bus door, point at the MAS SELAMAT poster and laughs.
Shall not tell you whose is Girl A!
(credits: proudly provided by SIEW CHOO)

A very crowded train at the peak hour.
An Indian man tried to rush inside before the door closes.
The one standing right in front of the door, upon seeing this, PUSHES the Indian man away!
The man in green uniform saw this and said to the man who pushed the Indian man away, " WHY YOU PUSH HIM?!" then, to the Indian man, " WHY YOU RUN IN?!"
(credits: char)

#5.
When the train reaches LITTLE INDIA station, it experienced BLACKOUT.
(credits: gen)


Then, she further provided with this joke.

Mr A said to Mr B, " In this world, I hate two kinds of people."
Mr B asked, " Which two kinds? "
Mr A replied, " I hate people who are racist. "
Mr B then asked, " And the other kind? "
Mr A replied coolly, " I hate BLACK guys. "

#6:
There's no MRT station called ESPLANADE station.
COS durians are not allowed in the MRT station.
That's why people have to walk all the way from city link to Esplanade.
(credits: gen)