Life is fair.
You always wanted something but you never gets it.
Some of them simply drive you mad.
even the most simple one does that too.

*the following below are not in order*

1. SHIT-ed finish and realise that there's no toilet paper
2. SHIT-ed finish and realise that there's no toilet paper and no one is at home
3. SHIT-ed finish and realise that there's no toilet paper, no one is at home and forgot to bring your handphone in to call for help
4. SHIT-ed finish and realise that there's no toilet paper and you're at the public toilet.
5. SHIT-ed finish and realise that there's no toilet paper and you're at the public toilet ALONE.

HAHA.
Just giving examples.
Here goes.

1. Sunny weather when you're at home, Rainy weather when you're outside with no umbrella.
OR you did brought an umbrella out but it has holes in it. Suddenly you thought of Rihanna and that stupid 'Umbrella' song.

QI KEK!

2. Forget to bring keys and found yourself lock outside from home
-> personal experience: three people went out to look at something, one idiot decides to close the door by accident and forgot to bring key out, thus was locked outside with TV, fan, computer and lights on inside the house. P.S. the handphone was also in the house.

QI KEK!

3. Snuck into the bed with all the comfy pillows in position and blanket covered over you to realise that you forgot to switch off the bedroom light

QI KEK!

4. Computer crash when you're playing the last level of the game and you did not save it.
OR doing your assignment on the computer and it crash and all your precious hardwork down to drain
OR doing UT halfway and the computer crash to realise you only left 15 min to write on the paper instead
OR been through all the above before.

QI KEK!

5. Just went out of the house, then the slippers broke but too late you're already on a crowded bus 161 to Republic Poly, and when you reach the interchange to realise your ez link card has no more money and you forgot to bring your wallet out.
Lucky you still have your handphone.
You call people for help. You did get the help.
But cos of all this hoohah, you're late for school when you actually can reach on time and the cb faci choose to downgrade you even though u told why you are late.

QI KEK!

6. Got the craving to eat Macdonald at Hougang Green but to go there and realise it has closed down. long ago.
And it's not the first time you done that.

QI KEK!

7. To leave the computer to go to the the toilet for a short piss to come back and saw your mother using it instead. And since she's your mother, you cannot don't let her play the computer. She promised you she will use for half an hour only and half an hour becomes 3 hours. And it's time to go to bed.

QI KEK!

8. To look for your handphone when it's actually in your hand. Already scream like a mad woman as if looking for her lost child to realise the child is actually on her back.
Having the handphone back safely is small.
Losing face is big.

QI KEK!

9. Ask your boyfriend to put your ez link card in your wallet, then you went out of his house and search for the card at the lift but can't find it. Went back and ask him where is it, and he pointed out the card is in the wallet. Relieved to find back the card, went down the lift and saw your bus pass by. And you waited for another 15 minutes for the same bus.

QI KEK!

10. To fall down the minute you swear to your friends you won't fall down.

To invite your friends to your house to play mahjong only to reach home and realise all the mahjong are missing and you can't find it.

Search the whole house for your keys to find that they're in your pocket.

QI KEK!

Still, there are many QI KEK things happening. These are some that happen to me or I predict may happen to me since i'm careless, forgetful and lazy but yet pretty, beautiful and cute. HAH.