same old brand new me

Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring!

The holidays are ending in about a week's time. My grades are out but that's not the most important thing for me to know. What I really want to find out is the

ONLY 2 days of schooling

I'm going for the next semester.

But the facilitators are SO SLOW. Even BBDBJM (笨笨的BenJiaMin) knows her class liao. Why?! I think I know why. Cos facilitators from SIT are better in IT and codings than the other schools. So while our STA faci still trying to figure out how to upload our classes on LEO, SIT has already done it long ago. So not fair.

Since nothing to do, I need to find something to do.
Since need to find something to do, I realised last time writing the five secrets are fun.
Since it's fun, I wanna write some dumb shits since I've got nothing do. (Repeat the cycle all over again)

#1: Five Boring-est stuffs that has happened on me.

Rotting at home for consecutive one week or more.
Fun at the beginning but starts to feel my life is been wasted after few days of rotting. It gets smelly and most imptly, booooooring.

Wake up, Switched on telly and no interesting shows, switched on computer instead but all I did was staring at the monitor blankly.
It is scary too, you know. When u go online and then you got hand-stucked, not knowing which websites to go or stuff to do.

Waiting for someone.
Boring!~ But done that for so many times.
Blacklisted: Christine, Chiew Xuan and ME

Shitting without a book or magazine.
this is super BORING. I don't think I need to further explain.
You know, I know, everyone know. If you don't know, welcome to the club of BJM.

Wanting to blog but finds myself brain dead.
This is the reason why my blog is sometimes dead.

#2: Five inventions that I think it rocks.

Vacuum cleaner
It rocks. And let me tell you why.
Cos using a broom sucks. Brooming is more tedious and the broom hairs keep dropping, so end up also never really clean the house, then mama will scold.
Brooming is unlucky but vacuuming is not. So you can still clean the house on Chinese New Year.
Vacuuming is fast and you just have to roll it around and the job is done!
Plus, it is noisy so you can grumble about mama for making you to clean the place up and she won't even hear a thing. Cool right?!

No Smoking sign
I hate smokers.
God, I'm contradicting myself.

TV
You see people moving in a box.
WOW!!

Camera
Memoriessssss!~

Toilet bowl
If not for this invention, I will have to squat and pee/shit.

#3: Five activities that I want to try out.

Slap someone in the public.
Any volunteers??

Learn driving.
Still considering. Might learn next year.

Sit aeroplane.
Yes, I'm a NOOB.
NOOB Reina has never sit aeroplane before.

Shop like I'm a filthy rich hot ass bitch.
I want to shop and buy like nobody's business.
$$$Money$$$, where are you when I need you?
Stop going into my tummy and generate more fats!

Get a tattoo.
But I know I will regret so forget it. Hah!

#4: Five reasons why I cried before.

Sad
blah blah blah.

Eye-mo. Fake tears.
Aspiration - to become the best drama mama.

Too fucking HAPPY.
Not only you will cry, you will experience pain in the jaw, stomach and incontrollable rolling on the floor. If serious, your ass might fall off. Symtom name - LMAO (laugh my ass off)

Yawn. Hardly.
and you will cry.

Hurt.
When people get hurt, they will cry. Cos it cannot be controlled. Cos When there is hurt, there will be pain which will leads to crying. When I'm hurt, I cried. Cos it's fucking pain. It's not that I'm weak.
But....
All the skin kena scratched off my knee until flesh is been seen and blood is oozing out like waterfall. I see you will cry anot. Hah!

#5: Five colours that I like and why.

Green.

Green..

Green...

Green....

Green.....

Why?
Cos it rocks.

#6: Five secrets of mine to share with the others.

I've shared so it's your turn!

Five people that I want to irritate, sabo, annoy, letting them to have 'killing thought' of me:
Hence, I therefore officially announce them to do these shits too and NO, they cannot reject.

Zinc (you are irritating, that's why you have to do it)
Christ (i love you so do it!)
BJM (you are dumb, this helps you to stimulate your brain)
Gen (your blog is dead)
Ghee (fat fat! needs some exercise)
More participants are warmly welcome to join them.