short stories

before i begin, i officially remove carson from lar lar's go away list.
cos chin boon is the ULTIMATE one.
the one and only that can call him to go away and really mean it.
haha.

Inconsiderate people is everywhere.
but this one really is the most inconsiderate action i ever saw since i was born.
Me and my sis went into the lift and were so engrossed in our conversation.
some family of three were in there too.
char and me talk and talk until that family went out of the lift
and we realise,
we are at 11th floor.
our house is on the 4th floor.
As the lift door is closing, char and me shouted,:
"wahh, thanks arh! you're so helpful ar! THANKS!!!"
Dont you think they are inconsiderate?!
we went in the lift after them.
according to the national standard of courtesy, by right the one went in the lift first will politely ask the others who went in later of the floor of their home destination.
we went in, blur blur without been politely asked us of our floor destination, and ended up in 11th floor.
What, you think i stay same floor with you all meh?! I look like your neighbour meh? Each floor only got FOUR houses nia leh. WHat is this sia?! THANKS, MAN!~
The thing is they didn't even do anything to me at all.
and that's precisely the point!
tsk tsk, inconsiderate.

Alvin is my child.
Alvin is terribly sick so I went down to his house after school yesterday and found him half-dead at home.
his fever is super high that my face touches him immediately felt like sun burn.
super hot la!
So I help him call the only clinic that he will only go (which has long queue too) to book appointment.
we got the queue number 33.
i ask her so what number it is calling now.
and she said,: "9"
haha nurse haha.
but eventually he got as sizzling hot up to 39 degree celsius and started panicking.
what if it burn spoil his brain and he become retard.
my mama told me fever so high can die one sia.
So i called back to her of alvin's condition and she said,: (fucking funny)
"You bring your CHILD down, i will tell the doc and we will try to let you in first if possible."
Hi, i became alvin's mama.
alvin is my CHILD.
So we went down and when the nurse saw alvin, she said,:
" you is alvin?! *raise eyebrow* so big ar?"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Fastfood mixed up.
Nowadays, there are alot of fastfood.
and as a student, i'm also a frequent customer of fastfood.
there are long john silver, pepper lunch, most popular is mac and kfc.
then they also have fanciful names for their dishes.
Today i went to KFC to eat.
and heard the most funniest food names on Earth.
there this dad and his daughter was queuing to order food.
When it is his turn, he ordered,:
"I would like to order ... err... MAC ZINGER."
KFC staff: "Err... huh??"
DumbDad: "I mean i would like to have zinger meal."
Maybe one day, Macdonald and Kentucky Fried Chicken will merge into one company
and sell MACzinger, NUGGETbenditto, 2 piece meal (one cheeseburger + one chicken), MACzinggles (mc griddles's bro), ...
haha!