im genius poet.
this is the reason why.

im so sad.
you're so bad.
i hope you turn fat.

then, i scold your dad
cos he also fat
just like your stupid cat
and that hanging bat.

and your stupid rat
fuck your dumb carpet
instead of the irritating mat.
and then it comes out in the ad.

ooooooooh it makes me so mad.
and i REALLY dun care.

god, im a gorgeous genius.
wow.
unlike me, gen is plain dumb.
it's worse than christ who went into the same wrong class TWICE.
(yes, im going to keep talking about it until your ears spit blood.)

gen is the first person to give me my birthday present.
she gave a pair of....

GREEN SLIPPERS from myphosis.

My favourite bcos..
(a) it's green (duh)
(b) i deperately need a pair of slipper (the previous one was dangling.. literally)
(c) it's a bday present from my sis (i rarely get one! she must be in a good mood!)

And she presented me with a bday joke too and lighten up my day, my night and the blackhole.
Out of my curiosity, i asked her, "how much is it?"
I didn't want her to spend too much (but reckon she wont do it for me anyway)

"SECRET." she said to me back straightaway without hesitating.
then well okay i wasnt really dying to know the answer.
so i just started to admire my brand new slippers.
i look from top to bottom
left to right
then from front to back..
and WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hold on hold on.
something got stuck at the back of the slippers.
and that something is named a 'pricetag'!!
haha, it wrote $13.90

Now i got my answer without begging her and going down my knees.
i totally rocks.
and wont you all agree she's totally D U M B.
and so totally forgetful.
she totally forget that secret means that its been kept sealed tight!
destroy evidence next time, will ya?!

Speaking of forgetfulness, i guess it's probably in the genes.
im one serious forgetful bitchass.
"NO slippers and shorts in my class." said AMYfuckingKHOO.
and today i appear in class, -
slippers and shorts.
thank you very much. now you can get out of the class right now.
Great!~ T.T